Monthly Archives: October 2008

Vote in Lesbian Sex Toy Reviewer Contest!

The Lesbian Lifestyle online community is having a competition to crown their next, official, sex toy reviewer.

Armed with a slew of goodies to sample from Topco Sales, the contestants all submited a sex toy review.  Their reviews are being voted and the winner will be crowned on Sunday.

The items being reviewed inlcude the grrl toyz Double Happiness Dual Pulsating and Vibrating Love Bullet, the Penthouse Powerlock Harness and the Penthouse Powerlock Cock-n-Balls

Make sure you vote for your favorite lesbian sex toy reviewer!

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Drill baby, drill!
Drill baby, drill!

Sarah Palin Blow-up Doll is full of more Hot Air than the Real Republican Vice Presidential Running Mate

Topco Sales introduces an inflatable sex doll dubbed ‘This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll’ just in time for the hot and heavy presidential election.  Soon to be available in stores and online, the ‘This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll’ is sure to liven up any town hall meeting, vice presidential debate, or caribou hunting party.


To quote Autumn O’Bryan, “Sarah Palin is one hot pundit!  Sarah Palin bikini photos and sexy pictures of the republican vice presidential candidate are steaming up the Internet.  With that in mind, we here at Topco Sales wanted to give the public a piece of the beauty pageant queen in time for the erection…I mean election.  This blow-up sex doll could really satisfy the swing voters.”


The sexy ‘This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll’ won’t debate you—and that’s a good thing.  Her wide-open mouth doesn’t spew political bipartisanism because she’s just waiting for you to ‘drill baby, drill.’  Two other openings offer alternate ways to lay a pipeline in this Alaskan MILF.


Topco Sales is also offering the blow-up doll as a stand-in for Palin during the next Biden/Palin vice presidential debate.  The ‘This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll’ already has that moose-caught-in the headlight stare, and certainly knows more about foreign policy—having been manufactured in China and all.



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Win grrl toyz and a Love Swing at Hot 92.3’s Girls Night Out Party

Win a Swing!
Win a Swing!



Hot 92.3 is at is again with another Girls Night Out Saturday, March 21, 2009.

Loveshack parties will be there again featuring the Love Swing.  Jump on it while you’re there and give it a whirl!  They will also have info on the Penthouse City Toys contest and will give you a chance to win some Penthouse City Toys!

Hustler Hollywood will also feature Topco Sales products like Joanna Angel Burning Angel toys, samples of Sex Tarts lubes and more.

See you at the NEXT Girls Night Out!  For details, visit Hot 92.3’s website.


Topco Sales partners with Love Shack Parties for Hot 92.3’s annual Girls Night Out Party.  It takes place tonght, October 3 at QC 20/20 at the Quiet Canyon Nightclub, 901 Via San Clemente, Montebello, CA.

The party is dubbed “Boys, Toys and More” by the radio station and will feature a variety of booths and displays, including Love Shack Party booths.  One of the Love Shack Party booths will feature grrl toyz products and the other will display the Topco Sales TLC Love Swing—which will be raffled off to a lucky winner.

Party-goers will have chances all night long to win free grrl toyz goodies, including the Incognito Tickling Dust Brush with Berry Powder, the Incognito Lipstick Vibe, Swirl Spot Lollipop and Sweet Spot Lollipop Vibes and more.


The original Love Swing is a favorite promotional tool for Love Shack Parties.  It is often displayed at events and tradeshows.  Courtney Meredith of Love Shack Parties is the designated ‘swinger’ and is renowned for her Love Swing performances.


Hot 92.3 radio personality Renee Taylor hosts the event.  There will also be live music, food, pampering for the ladies, and plenty of hot boys.  For tickets and more details visit Hot 92.3 online. 


The event is expected to draw in 3,000 people.  Hope you can be one of them!  I am going along with Ali, who also works here at Topco Sales and writes two of our blogs as a part of our Topco Sales Community.

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