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Wanna Blow Joanna Angel Up?

Win kick-ass prizes with your video of the Joanna Angel Blow Up Doll–that’s right, Topco Sales is looking for creative, funny, quirky videos for the Topco Sales and Joanna Angel Blow Up Doll Video Contest.

The grand prize is $1000 (retail value) in Joanna Angel Burning Angel Toys and merchandise. Two winning prizes receive $500 in prizes, and $800 in prizes goes to the fan favorite.

The contest invites you to submit videos to BlowJoannaUp.com. We’re not looking for pornographic content, but instead ask for quirky and irreverent videos.

Joanna Angel explains, “We want people to take the doll to the movies. We want them to punk their friends, like; hide the doll up in their roommate’s bed. Take the doll to a theme park. Or get silly and have a mad tea party with the doll. The bottom line is people should have fun with it! Then they should follow the hash tag on Twitter, #BlowJA, to keep current with the contest buzz.”

In addition to Twitter, the Blow Up Doll is can be found on Facebook, You Tube, MySpace and Vimeo.  Follow and friend to be part of the fun.

Burning Angel Entertainment is also producing a film that features the doll.

“Basically the doll takes over my life!” says Joanna. “I don’t want to give away too much of the plot line, but she magically becomes animated and has a mind of her own…a very devious mind.” The film will be released in August, 2010.

Wanna enter the contest or take a look at the videos already on the site?  Go to www.BlowJoannaUp.com.  You can comment on people’s videos and even vote for your favorite.

So what do you think?  Ready to enter your video?

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Too Broke for High End Sex Toys? Check these Low Cost Alternatives to Luxury Sex Toys…

There’s that pretty display case in your local boutique sex toy store filled with frilly feathery minxy things  and bean-shaped flowery gadgets.   Gorgeous, aren’t they?

Locked and lighted and reserved for customers with discerning tastes and juicy fat wallets—these are the high-end sex toys.  The toys that cost hundreds, even thousands of dollars.  Toys that rock stars and trust fund babies flock to. 

The helpful sales person at the sex toy store will likely try to steer you toward those pricey toys in the display case.  After all, the bigger the sale, the bigger their commission. 

But wait!  In this economy who can afford a freaking gold-plated sex toy?  You aren’t a trust fund baby or a rock star.  Until you start pulling six figures a year, these insider’s tips will help you shop smarter, save cash, and buy a sex toy that is just as nice as those luxury models.

Now let’s say you’re eyeing one of those dainty bean-shaped toys with all those frou-frou flowers but there’s no way you can afford it.  Just walk over to the Grrl Toyz display and find the Discreet Curved Vibe.

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Compact for travel with a curved design that hugs the body, the Discreet Curved Vibe is slightly larger and therefore easier to handle than the frou-frou bean shaped vibes—and it costs about $50 less than even the most basic beanie model.

Do you have a fun-loving affinity for silicone toys shaped like animals?  If dolphins turn you on, then get a unique and affordable one!  

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The Climax Silicone Splash Dolphin is made from 100% platinum cured silicone.  It has a curved tail that you can use as a handle, or the included Silky-Smooth love bullet can be inserted to make Flipper flip-out and vibrate.  Hygienic, safe, and beautiful, this dolphin is waterproof and retails in the mid-thirty dollar range.

What if you are looking for a fancy G-Spot vibe, but you don’t have a C-Note to spend?   The popular Slimline G is an economical option for you. 

 

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Available in a variety of colors and sizes, the Slimline G is perfectly angled for G-Spot hunting and can also be used for external stimulation.  Ideal for playing alone or with a partner, the simple design is as brilliant as it is practical.  It is made of hard plastic with no controversial phthalates and retails for around $30.00.

If you can’t fork out the dough for the sparkly glass dildo illuminated in the display case like the Hope Diamond—and priced like it, too—then indulge with the CyberGlass Pink Indulgence from Adam and Eve Signature Toys. 

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CyberGlass is hand-blown, fracture-resistant, and can be heated or cooled to a desired temperature.   The CyberGlass Pink Indulgence has a trendy color, is angled for G-Spots, and even includes a pretty storage bag.  It looks just as good as its pricy counterparts when you take it out of the packaging—and costs a third of what they do, too!

Furry, fuzzy, fluffy, frilly toys can capture your attention in the blink of an eye.  But if you ain’t got the dough for the bling, then the Taboo Tease is what you can swing! 

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This bejeweled vibe might not sparkle with Swarovski crystals, but it does gleam with fashionable rhinestones and frill with a super soft tickler attached to the base.  The shimmering plastic vibe is both attractive and phthalate-free.  Priced at pennies on the dollar compared to that frilly pinky minxy thingy, the Taboo Tease is sure to please your pocket book, too. 

And if you’re sad because your toy doesn’t come with a fancy stand, please remember that smart people store their sex toys in drawers or satin bags for privacy and cleanliness.  Really, who puts their sex toy on display to attract dust and dirt?  Ewww…

There are many other frugal options when shopping for sex toys.  Before you even walk into the store have an idea of the type of toy you are looking for.  Decide in advance what functions are most important and search them out.  Do your comparison shopping and let Topco Sales provide you with cost-conscious sex toys until you get that fifty-thousand dollar a year raise! 

 

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Been Naughty this Year? Good! Then Santa Should Bring You Sex Toys!

How about spicing things up this holiday with some special sex toys for those who have been naughty? 

The last minute shopping, traffic, packed malls, your in-laws and a slew of holiday parties all add up to this time of year being a big stressful pain in the butt.  Well give yourself a little Holiday Cheer with some of these naughty gifts. 

And don’t forget your husband or wife.  Really, he doesn’t want an electric shaver and she doesn’t want a dust devil.  Instead give each other something sexy and make this holiday season extra naughty!

Naughty Grrl Toyz–These flirty pink plush bondage toys are perfect for girls who have been very naughty this year. 

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Now if you have both been naughty, then do something real nice for each of you!  Bring a cock ring into the bedroom.  They are perfect little stocking stuffers that provide stimulation for both him and her.  Penthouse Toys has some great cock rings!

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 Don’t forget the lube!  Add a little zip with a flavored lubricant like Fizz Soda flavored lube.  These sugar-free lubes really taste like your favorite soda.  There are a variety of flavors to try…afterall, everyone needs to have lubricant, so why not use something fun and yummy!

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And if you just need a good ol’ vibrator then Climax is just for you.  Perfect for couples, Climax has vibrators, remote control sex toys, silicone sex toys and lubricants.

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Have fun this holiday season, from all your friends at Topco Sales!

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Need a Sexologist? We got one!

Tera Grengs, Certified Sexologist

Tera Grengs, Certified Sexologist

One of the resident expert bloggers here at Topco Sales just received her certificate in sexology.  Congratulations to Tera Grengs for this acreditation!

Tera’s certificate comes from the American College of Sexologists, a non-profit, professional association of the Exodus Trust.

Why did she get certified?  Because my buddy Tera is like a walking sex-encyclopedia!  If you want to learn about mysterious topics like the G-Spot or the P-Spot or how many different versions of the “Shocker” there are, then you gotta hit Tera up.

Her blog, Confessions of a Dildo Slinger, is a frank discussion of all things sexual that your momma never told you. 

Remember, the Topco Sales Community of bloggers all hang out on our Community page and we have an interactive forum if there is anything you want to discuss.  Tera–or should I say; Professional Sexologist Tera Grengs–hangs out there and can answer your questions about sex toys, vibrators, strokers, CyberSkin, butt plugs, blow up dolls, and more!

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Blow Up Doll Truck Stop Trixxxie Visits Las Vegas for Appearance at Erotic Museum Event

The quirky blow up doll manufactured by Topco Sales, called “Truck Stop Trixxie”, is making her way to Las Vegas for the Rockabilly Pin Up & Car Showtrixxie

With Pabst Blue Ribbon beer on tap, Truck Stop Trixxie couldn’t say no when invited.  The blow up sex doll is going to be among the party favors.  The Rockabilly Pin Up & Car Show is happening at the Erotic Heritage Museum.  It also includes live music, burlesque, a vintage car show, and valet parkeing provided by Deja Vu Showgirls.

Truck Stop Trixxie recently received internet fame with her Las Vegas excursions which were posted on You Tube.  And you thought blow up dolls were just gag gifts!

The Erotic Heritage Musuem is a must-see in Las Vegas!  It captures all things erotic in a myriad of media, and trust me, their fundraising events aren’t like your mama’s galas!  Sexy, artistic, fun is abundant at these parties.

When visiting the Erotic Heritage Museum be sure to visit the Topco Sales’ wall display.  It outlines the 35 year history of Topco Sales and provides a rare glimpse into the inner workings of a novelty manufacturer.

If you are in Vegas this Saturday, stop by for the Rockabilly Pin Up & Car Show and see if you can win your very own Trick Stop Trixxie blow up doll.  And don’t forget, Truck Stop Trixxie has other blow up doll friends which are all found under the Cheap Sex line of products and are made by Topco Sales.

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Vote in Lesbian Sex Toy Reviewer Contest!

The Lesbian Lifestyle online community is having a competition to crown their next, official, sex toy reviewer.

Armed with a slew of goodies to sample from Topco Sales, the contestants all submited a sex toy review.  Their reviews are being voted and the winner will be crowned on Sunday.

The items being reviewed inlcude the grrl toyz Double Happiness Dual Pulsating and Vibrating Love Bullet, the Penthouse Powerlock Harness and the Penthouse Powerlock Cock-n-Balls

Make sure you vote for your favorite lesbian sex toy reviewer!

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‘THIS IS NOT SARAH PALIN INFLATABLE LOVE DOLL’ RELEASED BY TOPCO SALES

Drill baby, drill!
Drill baby, drill!

Sarah Palin Blow-up Doll is full of more Hot Air than the Real Republican Vice Presidential Running Mate

Topco Sales introduces an inflatable sex doll dubbed ‘This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll’ just in time for the hot and heavy presidential election.  Soon to be available in stores and online, the ‘This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll’ is sure to liven up any town hall meeting, vice presidential debate, or caribou hunting party.

 

To quote Autumn O’Bryan, “Sarah Palin is one hot pundit!  Sarah Palin bikini photos and sexy pictures of the republican vice presidential candidate are steaming up the Internet.  With that in mind, we here at Topco Sales wanted to give the public a piece of the beauty pageant queen in time for the erection…I mean election.  This blow-up sex doll could really satisfy the swing voters.”

 

The sexy ‘This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll’ won’t debate you—and that’s a good thing.  Her wide-open mouth doesn’t spew political bipartisanism because she’s just waiting for you to ‘drill baby, drill.’  Two other openings offer alternate ways to lay a pipeline in this Alaskan MILF.

 

Topco Sales is also offering the blow-up doll as a stand-in for Palin during the next Biden/Palin vice presidential debate.  The ‘This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll’ already has that moose-caught-in the headlight stare, and certainly knows more about foreign policy—having been manufactured in China and all.

 

 

For press inquiries hit me at pr@topcosales.us .

Find press release and product image here. ( http://www.topcosales.us/press_releases.asp )

Engage us and tell us what you think on the Topco Sales Community.

Find out what the mastermind behind the sex doll has to say here. ( http://autumnobryan.com/ )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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