Monthly Archives: February 2009

Picking the Right Sex Toy Reviewer

double-teamer1We send out a lot of different types of sex toys to different reviewers all over the world.  Some of them go to women’s magazines, trade magazines like XBiz and ANB, bloggers and more. 

It is a great way for us to get feedback on products.  We also love the fact that so many others can learn about our products by reading somebody’s first-hand review of it. 

We make so many different types of products for all types of people.  Adam & Eve Signature Toys really capture the porn’s brand with sexy girls on the packaging and no-fuss products that do the job right. 

The Penthouse Pet Collection is a series of toys molded directly from Pets’ body parts and made out of CyberSkin so they feel JUST like a real Penthouse Pet.

One of my pesonal favorites is Chi Chi LaRue’s Rascal Toys.  These are HUGE toys made for gay men and they are simply awe inspiring.  I don’t use them, but I can appreciate their sense of style!

One of our most popular in-house brands is Grrl Toyz.  Sexy, savvy, saucy these toys target the ladies who know they don’t need any silly boyz as long as they got their toyz.

So when we send products out to all these different reviewers sometimes an unfortunate thing happens.  The wrong type of person gets the wrong type of toy.

It breaks my heart to read a review of a big ol’ honkin Rascal toy by some little old married couple in the UK.  No shit that toy is going to scare the crap out of them!

Rascal Toys Reviewed

We kinda take a leap of faith when we send products to the different review sites.  Sex Toy Testers in the UK does a bang-up job getting our products into the hands of their reviewers, but do they really have to send the Rascal toys to the heterosexual married couples? 

Rascal Butt Plug Reviewed

It is important for me to address this because Topco Sales puts so much energy into creating a variety of brands and products that appeal to all different types of people, it is unfortunate when a great product gets a bad review because it got into the hands of the wrong person.

It is a struggle to find good sex toy reviewers.  Sounds easy, huh?  Someone sends you a box of toys, you play with them, then write up what you think.  Well, we’ve found that many random people kinda get busy with their life so they don’t always post that promised review. 

Sometime people feel like they need to review a toy like a movie reviewer and purposely look for flaws.

Many are just plain inexperienced and don’t understand how an item even works.  I mean really, dude, you don’t know how to use a cockring?  Why is the review site sending REALLY BASIC TYPE of products to people who don’t even know how to use them? 

Cockring Review

If we get a negative review based on the merits of the product, that is fine.  The constructive critisism is okay by me. 

In this case they sent a very high-end pair of CyberSkin Breasts, molded from Penthouse Pet Kimberly Williams, to a woman.  Really?  Obviously this product is for a guy who like big boobs. 

Kimberly Williams Boobs Review

Not all of the reviews are bad, actually, most of them are quite good.  Sex Toy Testers did a gret job selecting the reviewers of the new Slimline G 8X Dual Pleasers.  I personally think these toys are as functional as they are gorgeous and it is nice to see them appreciated.

Slimline Review

I’m looking for a few good reviewers.  Need the best of the best.  People who take it seriously.  We don’t pay for reviews or offer affiliate programs of any kind.  We have integrity and treat our reviewers like members of the press.  We hope that they are honest and not influenced by money.

Interested?  Lemme know!  We got some cooool toys to give to the right people to test.

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Valentine’s Day Sex Toy Parties, Contests, and Discounts

You know, a lot of retailers that carry Topco Sales products are having fun and fabulous happenings for Valentine’s Day.  Are you ready for the juicy details?

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Here are some sex toy “shout-outs” about some fun Valentine’s Day promotions and deals. 

Love Shack Parties and Hot 92.3 team up to bring you The Biggest Love Shack Sex Toy Party Ever!  The will be giving away Grrl Toyz Incognito Lipstick Vibes and raffeling off a Topco Sales Love Swing.  Hot 92.3 DJ Renee Taylor will host the sexy soiree, happeing Saturday, Feb. 7th, find out more at Love Shack’s website.

Wanna win $1000 worth of Grrl Toyz products?  Or how about $1000 worth of CyberSkin or Climax sex toys for your sweetie on Valentine’s Day?  Better Sex is giving it away in their $10,000 Better Sex Valentine’s Day Giveaway

You know Topco Sales makes the Penthouse lines of sex toys, right?  Well I just happen to know their secret promotion codes to save big on all KINDS of Penthouse products.  Since you ALL are my friends, here are the codes.  (shh, keep this our secret, ok?)

At Penthouse Lingerie get 25% off orders of $50 or more and free shipping.  Just use code AFF2009 when you visit Penthouse Lingerie.

Know what girls like more than roses on Valentine’s Day?  SHOES!  Seriously, they do…well, I know I do.  So if your sweetie is more about being stylish than being sappy, get 15% off all orders with this code VDAY15 at Penthouse Shoes Online.

You can’t go wrong with jewelry, so take advantage of 25% off all orders with this code FF09 at Penthouse Jewelry

Now don’t forget about the toys!  Penthouse Toys are also 15% off with this code PENTH15 at Penthouse Store.

Remember, anyone can pick up a box of candy and a stuffed bear for Valentine’s Day, be creative and give that special someone something they REALLY want this year…SEX TOYS!

Oh, and if you are a retailer and are doing a public event that promotes Topco Sales toys, lemme know about it because I would love to give you a “shout-out”, too!

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