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Wanna Blow Joanna Angel Up?

Win kick-ass prizes with your video of the Joanna Angel Blow Up Doll–that’s right, Topco Sales is looking for creative, funny, quirky videos for the Topco Sales and Joanna Angel Blow Up Doll Video Contest.

The grand prize is $1000 (retail value) in Joanna Angel Burning Angel Toys and merchandise. Two winning prizes receive $500 in prizes, and $800 in prizes goes to the fan favorite.

The contest invites you to submit videos to BlowJoannaUp.com. We’re not looking for pornographic content, but instead ask for quirky and irreverent videos.

Joanna Angel explains, “We want people to take the doll to the movies. We want them to punk their friends, like; hide the doll up in their roommate’s bed. Take the doll to a theme park. Or get silly and have a mad tea party with the doll. The bottom line is people should have fun with it! Then they should follow the hash tag on Twitter, #BlowJA, to keep current with the contest buzz.”

In addition to Twitter, the Blow Up Doll is can be found on Facebook, You Tube, MySpace and Vimeo.  Follow and friend to be part of the fun.

Burning Angel Entertainment is also producing a film that features the doll.

“Basically the doll takes over my life!” says Joanna. “I don’t want to give away too much of the plot line, but she magically becomes animated and has a mind of her own…a very devious mind.” The film will be released in August, 2010.

Wanna enter the contest or take a look at the videos already on the site?  Go to www.BlowJoannaUp.com.  You can comment on people’s videos and even vote for your favorite.

So what do you think?  Ready to enter your video?

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Inside The Silver Spoon Malibu Beach House Topco Top Secret Room

Lindsey Lohan played with the Grrl Toyz Lipstick Vibrator.  Jennifer Carpenter and Busy Phillips played with some Naughty Grrl Toyz bondage gear.  That’s right, celebrities are exploring the adult themed products in the TopcoTop Secret Room at the famous Silver Spoon Malibu Beach House!DCP_3067

A relaxation destination for celebrities, stylists and press, the Silver Spoon Malibu Beach House is open for the entire month of July and features the best *SUMMER MUST HAVES* from some of the most respected brands in the world.

New this year is a very special room in the Malibu Beach House–The Topco Top Secret Room.  It is brimming with some of Topco Sales’ most prestigious brands and products including: Climax, Grrl Toyz, Penthouse Toys, Joanna Angel Burning Angel Toys, The 69 Collection, The Private Dancer Stripper Pole, and the Bondage Love Swing

To see the latest on the Topco Sales Top Secret Room visit the official website

Some upcoming celebrity guest and events include: a press junket for Van Wilder, a party hosted by Shannen Doherty and Jaime Lynn Siegler, a Rocco Despirito dinner, visits from Paris Hilton, Amanda Bynes, the Duffs, Denise Richards, Lance Bass, Mario Lopez, MTV’s The Hills cast and many others.


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Too Broke for High End Sex Toys? Check these Low Cost Alternatives to Luxury Sex Toys…

There’s that pretty display case in your local boutique sex toy store filled with frilly feathery minxy things  and bean-shaped flowery gadgets.   Gorgeous, aren’t they?

Locked and lighted and reserved for customers with discerning tastes and juicy fat wallets—these are the high-end sex toys.  The toys that cost hundreds, even thousands of dollars.  Toys that rock stars and trust fund babies flock to. 

The helpful sales person at the sex toy store will likely try to steer you toward those pricey toys in the display case.  After all, the bigger the sale, the bigger their commission. 

But wait!  In this economy who can afford a freaking gold-plated sex toy?  You aren’t a trust fund baby or a rock star.  Until you start pulling six figures a year, these insider’s tips will help you shop smarter, save cash, and buy a sex toy that is just as nice as those luxury models.

Now let’s say you’re eyeing one of those dainty bean-shaped toys with all those frou-frou flowers but there’s no way you can afford it.  Just walk over to the Grrl Toyz display and find the Discreet Curved Vibe.

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Compact for travel with a curved design that hugs the body, the Discreet Curved Vibe is slightly larger and therefore easier to handle than the frou-frou bean shaped vibes—and it costs about $50 less than even the most basic beanie model.

Do you have a fun-loving affinity for silicone toys shaped like animals?  If dolphins turn you on, then get a unique and affordable one!  


The Climax Silicone Splash Dolphin is made from 100% platinum cured silicone.  It has a curved tail that you can use as a handle, or the included Silky-Smooth love bullet can be inserted to make Flipper flip-out and vibrate.  Hygienic, safe, and beautiful, this dolphin is waterproof and retails in the mid-thirty dollar range.

What if you are looking for a fancy G-Spot vibe, but you don’t have a C-Note to spend?   The popular Slimline G is an economical option for you. 


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Available in a variety of colors and sizes, the Slimline G is perfectly angled for G-Spot hunting and can also be used for external stimulation.  Ideal for playing alone or with a partner, the simple design is as brilliant as it is practical.  It is made of hard plastic with no controversial phthalates and retails for around $30.00.

If you can’t fork out the dough for the sparkly glass dildo illuminated in the display case like the Hope Diamond—and priced like it, too—then indulge with the CyberGlass Pink Indulgence from Adam and Eve Signature Toys. 

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CyberGlass is hand-blown, fracture-resistant, and can be heated or cooled to a desired temperature.   The CyberGlass Pink Indulgence has a trendy color, is angled for G-Spots, and even includes a pretty storage bag.  It looks just as good as its pricy counterparts when you take it out of the packaging—and costs a third of what they do, too!

Furry, fuzzy, fluffy, frilly toys can capture your attention in the blink of an eye.  But if you ain’t got the dough for the bling, then the Taboo Tease is what you can swing! 

tease-in  tabboo-tease

This bejeweled vibe might not sparkle with Swarovski crystals, but it does gleam with fashionable rhinestones and frill with a super soft tickler attached to the base.  The shimmering plastic vibe is both attractive and phthalate-free.  Priced at pennies on the dollar compared to that frilly pinky minxy thingy, the Taboo Tease is sure to please your pocket book, too. 

And if you’re sad because your toy doesn’t come with a fancy stand, please remember that smart people store their sex toys in drawers or satin bags for privacy and cleanliness.  Really, who puts their sex toy on display to attract dust and dirt?  Ewww…

There are many other frugal options when shopping for sex toys.  Before you even walk into the store have an idea of the type of toy you are looking for.  Decide in advance what functions are most important and search them out.  Do your comparison shopping and let Topco Sales provide you with cost-conscious sex toys until you get that fifty-thousand dollar a year raise! 


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Sex Toy Blogging Experts Create Online Community–Join Us!


So if you are reading this blog you are obviously interested in sex toys, talking about toys, learning what they are, finding out about Topco Sales–the leading sex toy manufacturer, discovering how they are made, and all that jazz. 

It is with YOU in mind that we created a sex toy online community.  It is the Topco Sales Community and it has six expert Topco Sales sex toy bloggers all listed there.  It is like our little home for our bloggers.  The actual blogs are on Word Press and other sites, but we put them all in the Topco Sales Community so they are easy to find as a TEAM!

Now we really wanna be the source for your questions about ANYTHING sex toy and personal lubricant related.  So we made a forum where you can ask questions, share stories, learn about toys, and more.  The forum is also a part of the Topco Sales Community.

Plus we have an FAQ section, links to other sex toy blogs and more.

It is very web 2.0 of us.  We kinda feel hip now.

Here is just a little bit more about the other memebers of the Topco Sales Community Blog Team:


Dr. Tim—Resident Sex Toy Material and Personal Lubricant Expert at Topco SalesDr. Tim blogs about materials, ingredients, health and safety in the world of sex toys and personal lubricants/cosmetics.


Ali—Jack of All Trades, Master of One: Writing About Sex Toys!  Topco Sales’ copywriter has two blogs, one is a first-person review of Topco Sales’ toys and the other is a candid look at life inside the ‘Dildo Factory’.


Justina—Resident Enviro-Sexpert.  Justina has an eco-friendly sex blog that discusses the carbon footprint of getting it on.


Autumn O’Bryan—The Brains and the Brawn Behind the Sex Toys at Topco Sales.  As the Director of Product Development, Autumn’s blog is a sneak peak into the life of the mastermind behind some of the most influential toys on the market.


Tera—She Slings Sex Toys Down by the Seashore.  A Topco Sales Account Executive for five years, Tera sells the toys that make the world go ‘round.  She knows how the toys work and gives advice about what goes where and why and for how long and…well you get the picture.


That’s our blogging team…our own little network!  Hope you join us.

Dr. Tim    Ali   Justina   AutumnOb    Tera  

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Fat Ass Stars in Bromance on MTV

Fat Ass stars in Bromance on MTV

Fat Ass stars in Bromance on MTV

Sometimes my job ammuses the hell out of me.

Got an email today from some producer for Bromance on MTV.  He asked if I could send him a bunch of the Fat Ass Party Dolls for a new reality TV show.

So I of course asked him why!

Here is his response:

Thank you so much for getting back to me.  I am working on a new reality show for MTV called Bromance.  It stars Brody Jenner (from MTV’s The Hills), and is a competition show where guys will be competing to be a part of Brody’s entourage.  We are interested in using a number of the “Fat-Ass Inflatable Party Doll” (the one with no holes and a bikini) for one of our competition segments.  The guys will have to tie the inflatable dolls together to make a raft and paddle their way across a pool.  The segment is in good fun, and I know that the “Fat-Ass” doll would be perfect for this.


Please let me know if this is something you would be interested in providing for the show in exchange for an end credit.


Hehehe.  Now that sounds like some good clean fun with ol’ Fat Ass!

As for bromances in general, I wonder if there is a need for those boys to have some toys.  You know, you got a couple of heterosexuals who are man crushin’ on each other with just a tad of sexual tension between them…I think they need a toy to alieve it before an innocent night with one-too-many appletinis leads to…well you know.

So here are my top five Topco Toys to Tame the bromance:

Adam and Eve®
Carmen Luvana & Austyn Moore CyberSkin® Dual Pussy & Ass Stroker

Cheap Sex® Truck Stop Trixxxie, The Inflatable Lot Lizard Doll

Adam and Eve® Penis Pump

X-Rated™ CyberSkin® Virgin Cherry

TLC® CyberSkin® Cyber Suck

However, sometimes a bromance is a sign of something more.  For guys unable to resisit temptation, try a toy you can play with together!

My suggestion:


Rascal™ Toys Doubleteamer

That bad boy is the size of a baseball bat!  If that doesn’t satisfy a bromance, then I don’t know what will.

I’ll keep you posted about the status of the Fat Ass Party Doll being on Bromance on MTV…should be a riot to watch!


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How Are Porn Stars Molded to Make Sex Toys? Q&A-Part 2


Here is Part 2 of the Q&A with Tony Hernandez, Director of Research and Development for Topco Sales.  Tony has been molding the biggest names in porn for seventeen years and is the man responsible for some of the most unique sex toys on the market. 






We’re talking replica peices–sex toys that are made from the molds of porn stars’ body parts.


The process includes having pancake batter-like substance covering the body part.  It is sticky and gooey.  So how do the men get hard in the first place?  Are there fluffers?


Tony: A lot of times they will bring someone with them, a wife, girlfriend, boyfriend; someone to help them.  Once in awhile they use magazines or are just able to do it on their own.


So do they have to stay erect for ten minutes until the batter sets?


Tony: If they can stay hard for at least three minutes we can get a good impression.  The batter does tend to decrease them a little.  To make sure we get the right length and girth we measure them at their maximum and compare those dimensions to the mold.  If we have to we can make adjustments to the size of the mold so it is true-to-life.


Have you had any ‘super men’ that you have molded?  Someone who rose to the occasion and stayed that way without any problems?


Tony: We have had a few.  Lex Steele comes to mind first.  He had no problems getting up and staying that way.  It was amazing.  And for someone like him who is truly known for being big, it was very important so that his piece would be the right size.  Rocco Siffredi also was very impressive.  He stayed erect the entire time.  Recently Tommy Gunn and Marcos Banderas were molded and they did very well, too.

 Marcos Banderas "Rises" to the Occasion When Molded

Marcos Banderas

So the men obviously have-to-do what they have-to-do to prepare to be molded, what about the women?  They don’t need any fluffing, right?


Tony: Depends upon the woman.  We’ve had some women have sex right before we spread the batter on them.  Right there on the table they had sex so that the area becomes engorged.  They want their toys to feel just like a real vagina does when you have sex.


Is there anything else you do to make the pieces as realistic as possible?


Tony:  Well I said that the mixture is warm when we apply it, but there have been times when we cool it down before application so that the skin forms goose bumps and we get the realism of the skin’s texture.  Once the toy is made we have skilled artists and craftsmen who paint the individual pieces by hand.  They pay attention to every detail and capture the exact skin tones and nuances. 


So what is the most memorable molding moment over the past seventeen years?


Tony: There are so many.  I remember the time we had six women come in to be molded in one day—that is the all-time record at Topco Sales®—a very busy day. 


But to tell you the truth, the most memorable has to be the very first molding I ever did for Topco Sales; Nina Hartley.  She did something that no other person has ever been able to accomplish while being molded, and I will never forget it. 


Once the mixture was prepared and spread over her vagina, she laid back and put both feet high in the air and spread her legs.  The amazing thing is she stayed that way, spread eagle, for a full half hour while the mixture hardened.  She was so relaxed and comfortable…she just kicked back and read a book while she waited.  I have never since seen any woman who could hold that pose for that long.  Most of them start shaking after just a little bit and sometimes their legs have to be held in place.  Nina was just amazing!


As amazing as the molding process is, the real question is: What kind of a market is there for replica sex toys?  People often wonder if a celebrity component helps increase the sales of certain sex toys.  As the Director of Marketing and Public Relations at Topco Sales®, I can tell you that we see a definite benefit to making the replica pieces. 


Take Lex Steel for example, his massive manhood is famous and women are very interested to see exactly what it is like to be with Lex.  One of best-selling Topco Sales® replica pieces is Carmen Luvana’s Pussy and Ass under the Adam & Eve® Signature Toy® Line.  Fans of her movies can actually experience what it is like to be with her while watching her movies. 


But we don’t just assume that a celebrity on the packaging will increase sales, we also do research to see what consumer’s reactions are to porn star replica toys, and we carefully analyze our return on investment when marketing a celebrity piece as compared to a generic toy.


In the future you can expect to see many more molded replica pieces from Topco Sales®.


Recently several celebrity moldings have been done in preparation for an expansion under the Wildfire® line of products.  Hitting the market right now are pieces molded from Tommy Gunn, Marco Banderas and Katie Morgan.  For Adam & Eve®’s Signature Toy® Line, replicas of Bree Olson pussy and ass are now hitting store shelves. 


The Penthouse® Pet Collection features Heather Vendeven, Cassia Reily, Aimee Sweet and many others.  It will have new addition from Kimberly Williams very soon. 


Chi Chi LaRue’s Rascal™ Toy line consists of six replica pieces, including the latest of Blake Riley.


Celebrity replica pieces are incredibly popular right now and the fascination that the public has for them will never go away.   To think that as you hold a CyberSkin® penis molded from Marco Banderas, with that amazingly realistic feel that only CyberSkin® has, that it is exactly what Marco feels like…well that is truly tantalizing. 






Desiree Duffie is the Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Topco Sales®, one of the world’s largest manufacturers of adult novelties. 

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How Are Porn Stars Molded to Make Sex Toys? Q&A-Part 1

Ryder Sky holds mold of her ass that will be used to make sex toy

Ryder Sky holds mold of her ass that will be used to make sex toy

Topco Sales® is known as being the makers of the original CyberSkin®, as the manufacturers of the world famous Love Swing®, and for being a true leader in the world of sex toys. 


But when people get a chance to ask questions about Topco Sales®, inevitably the conversations turns to the mysterious topic of—porn star moldings.




How do you pick the people to mold? 

What is the mixture made of? 

How do the men stay…ah…up to the challenge? 

How does it feel to be molded…does it seep into unexpected areas? 

Is it sticky? 

How long does it take? 

How many celebrities has Topco Sales® molded?

How many sex toys have you made from porn starrs?


As the Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Topco Sales®, I’ve made it my mission to find the answers.  A Topco Sales® insider and expert in the field will reveal to us the esoteric realm of molding the private parts of porn stars. 


His name is Tony Hernandez and he is the Director of Research and Development at Topco Sales®.  He has been making molds, replica pieces and sex toys for seventeen years.  His very first celebrity molding was Nina Hartley.  Tony confessed to me that Nina did something while being molded that no other celebrity has ever been able to do since…I’ll reveal what that is a little later on. 


Others molded in those early days include Chasey Lain and Jenna Jameson; they were the second and third celebrities to ever be molded by Topco Sales®.  Over the years hundreds of others have had their bits and pieces cast to make a variety of sex toys. 


Pussies, asses, penises, breasts, full buttocks, mouths and lips, virtually any and all body parts have been cast to make sex toys made out of CyberSkin®, silicone, Jel-lee®, Sensafirm™ and other materials.


I asked Tony to explain the first steps of the process of molding porn stars’ body parts to make sex toys.


Tony: We request that they come in pre-shaved.  Both men and women need to be totally bare down there.  Many of them think that the mixture will stick to them, but it won’t and I almost always have to reassure them that it won’t be sticky.


Who do you mold, are they all porn stars?


Tony: Not all of them are celebrities.  Some of them are regular people we hire.  We use them to make a variety of realistic strokers and dildos so that the toys are as realistic as possible.  Most of them, though, are either porn stars or models in the adult world.  And those people are the most challenging because we strive to make those replica pieces completely true-to-life.


What is the mixture made of?


Tony: I can’t tell you exactly what the ingredients are, it is a secret recipe that we developed in-house.  I can tell you that it has just the right consistency to capture every nook and cranny to create the most realistic pieces on the market.  It is non-toxic and totally safe.  We call it ‘pancake batter’, because that is what it feels like.


I’ll never look at a stack of flapjacks the same again!  So tell me, what do you do to make sure the ‘pancake batter’ doesn’t seep inside any place that it shouldn’t?


Tony: It doesn’t do that.  It won’t go inside the human body.  However there was one time that I thought it might.  We molded a woman—who out of respect will remain nameless—and she had a surprisingly large opening.  It was the largest I ever saw.  I was afraid that it was too big and the mixture might enter her, but it didn’t.  Nothing got inside.  The consistency of the batter combined with the body’s natural reflex keeps it from seeping in.


How long does it take to mold someone?


Tony: The actual amount of time the batter takes to set is about ten minutes.  Considering we have to prep the area, apply the mixture, spread it out, let it set, then carefully remove it, the entire process takes about a half hour.


How do you remove the mold from the body?  Does it ever stick?


Tony: We use lubricant to prep the area before the pancake batter is applied.  This makes the removal process very easy.


What does the pancake batter feel like?


Tony: It is warm, not tacky or sticky, just sort of gooey.  Most people we mold actually describe the feeling as being very pleasant.  As a matter of fact, many of them fall asleep while on the molding table.  As it sets it cools, going from warm, to lukewarm, to cold.


Where exactly do the moldings take place?  What does the facility look like?


Tony: There is a special room at the Topco Sales facility in Chatsworth, California.  It is private and unassuming.  It has a table similar to one you would find in a doctor’s office, but it is padded and comfortable.  The room is small, without a lot of distractions.  One of the reasons it needs to be small is so we can easily control the temperature.


Why do you need to control the temperature?


Tony: The people being molded are naked, and could easily get cold.  For men it is especially important for them not to get chilly as they have to retain their erection throughout the process.


Shrinkage, right?


Tony: Right, we want the men, some of which are known for their big size, to have an authentic replica.  It is very important for it to be as hard as possible. 


Hmmm, I wonder if there are fluffers involved with getting them hard.  Since this post is getting long, we’ll find out tomorrow!





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