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Wanna Blow Joanna Angel Up?

Win kick-ass prizes with your video of the Joanna Angel Blow Up Doll–that’s right, Topco Sales is looking for creative, funny, quirky videos for the Topco Sales and Joanna Angel Blow Up Doll Video Contest.

The grand prize is $1000 (retail value) in Joanna Angel Burning Angel Toys and merchandise. Two winning prizes receive $500 in prizes, and $800 in prizes goes to the fan favorite.

The contest invites you to submit videos to BlowJoannaUp.com. We’re not looking for pornographic content, but instead ask for quirky and irreverent videos.

Joanna Angel explains, “We want people to take the doll to the movies. We want them to punk their friends, like; hide the doll up in their roommate’s bed. Take the doll to a theme park. Or get silly and have a mad tea party with the doll. The bottom line is people should have fun with it! Then they should follow the hash tag on Twitter, #BlowJA, to keep current with the contest buzz.”

In addition to Twitter, the Blow Up Doll is can be found on Facebook, You Tube, MySpace and Vimeo.  Follow and friend to be part of the fun.

Burning Angel Entertainment is also producing a film that features the doll.

“Basically the doll takes over my life!” says Joanna. “I don’t want to give away too much of the plot line, but she magically becomes animated and has a mind of her own…a very devious mind.” The film will be released in August, 2010.

Wanna enter the contest or take a look at the videos already on the site?  Go to www.BlowJoannaUp.com.  You can comment on people’s videos and even vote for your favorite.

So what do you think?  Ready to enter your video?

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Inside The Silver Spoon Malibu Beach House Topco Top Secret Room

Lindsey Lohan played with the Grrl Toyz Lipstick Vibrator.  Jennifer Carpenter and Busy Phillips played with some Naughty Grrl Toyz bondage gear.  That’s right, celebrities are exploring the adult themed products in the TopcoTop Secret Room at the famous Silver Spoon Malibu Beach House!DCP_3067

A relaxation destination for celebrities, stylists and press, the Silver Spoon Malibu Beach House is open for the entire month of July and features the best *SUMMER MUST HAVES* from some of the most respected brands in the world.

New this year is a very special room in the Malibu Beach House–The Topco Top Secret Room.  It is brimming with some of Topco Sales’ most prestigious brands and products including: Climax, Grrl Toyz, Penthouse Toys, Joanna Angel Burning Angel Toys, The 69 Collection, The Private Dancer Stripper Pole, and the Bondage Love Swing

To see the latest on the Topco Sales Top Secret Room visit the official website

Some upcoming celebrity guest and events include: a press junket for Van Wilder, a party hosted by Shannen Doherty and Jaime Lynn Siegler, a Rocco Despirito dinner, visits from Paris Hilton, Amanda Bynes, the Duffs, Denise Richards, Lance Bass, Mario Lopez, MTV’s The Hills cast and many others.


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Ran into James Mann on the Escalator and He Made Me Think of Zombie Porn

Can We Really Watch Zombie Porn?

Can We Really Watch Zombie Porn?

So as fate would have it I ran into writer/director James Gunn (Dawn of the Dead, Scooby Doo, The Specials) on the escalator after a seminar in Hollywood recently.  He had spoken about his upcoming short Humanzee which is going to be available on XBox 360.  I got to see the trailer of the twisted piece featuring Jenna Haze.

Anyway, while floating down to P5 on the escalator I ran into him and we briefly chatted.  I told him I worked for the world’s largest sex toy manufacturer and that if he ever needed some toys for his flicks to give me a call.  He told me he’s working on a reality show with Belladonna and here might be something there. 

Sweet!!!  Sex toys in a James Gunn flick!

So you never know, some day in the future you might see it.

Later that day with the thoughts of zombies and sex toys intermingling in my head I came across an article in the June issue of AVN Europe about how zombie porn is on the rise.  The article talks specifically about “Otto: Up with Dead People”, the gay zombie porn flick that 30 people walked out of at the show’s Sundance screening. 

Zombie Porn.

Does that cross a line?  I wonder. 

Our very dear Joanna Angel has done some zombie porn under her Burning Angle label. Re-Penetrator even was an AVN award winner. 

I guess I gotta watch some to judge for myself.  I do have a really twisted love of zombie movies.  But could I watch them F*#!K?  Is it wrong to want to watch zombies F*%^k??   Is it taboo?  Can anyone admit they like Zombie Porn in a public forum without risking being ostracized like a rabid rottweiler?

I mean, vampires are sexy as hell, they are undead, too.  The only real difference between a vampire and a zombie is the zombie is gross and the vampire, (especially the Brad Pitt variety) is freaking make-me-melt sexy.  That whole biting the neck thing is just a metaphor for penetration.  So if vamps can do it, why can’t zombies?  Seems like a double standard.

I want James Gunn to make me some zombie porn.  I should call and ask.  “Hey James, it’s the sex toy lady you met on the elevator.   Just wondering, can you make me some zombie porn?” 

James Gunn zombie porn would be some good stuff. 

For any other aspiring zombie porn directors out there, there’s a contest: the Zombiefiles is looking for some original content, so grab the fake blood and your camera and make me some zombie porn!  You never know, it just might inspire some zombie sex toys…


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Adult Novelty Expo Insider’s View

Topco Sales sex toys on display at ANE Show

Ever wonder how those AMAZING sex toys get to market?  It all starts at the annual Adult Novelty Expo (ANE). 

Vibrators, dildos, sex machines, new personal lubricants, dolls and more are all showcased by leading novelty manufacturers so distribution companies and retailers can view the latest and greatest.  This year’s show happened July 14th and 15th.

One of the top novelty manufacturers in the world is Topco Sales.  That’s where I work.  So I decided to give you a rare insider’s view of what goes on at the ANE…a show that doesn’t allow the public to attend!

Amazingly enough the show takes place at the Universal Hilton and Sheraton hotels right next to Universal studios, theme park and City Walk in California.  Entire families are in the vacinity; rubbing shoulders with sex toy convention goers and porn stars.  This may be a true testament to the softening image of sex toys in society.  No longer taboo, no longer designated as something naughty you find in the back of porn stores, sex toys are more acceptable than ever before.

Topco Sales was the ‘bell of the ball’ at the ANE show.  I know, I know, I work there and I’m paid to say stuff like that, but in all honesty the company had an incredibly stylish booth that showcased some of the most inventive products to hit the market. 

Among the favorites are the new Bondage Love Swing, the Cesar 2.0 Love Machine, new silicone toys under the climax line, Penthouse City Toys and new replica pieces from porn stars Tommy Gunn and Joanna Angel

The molded pieces are always a hit.  Topco Sales actually molds the body parts of adult superstars and makes toys out of them.  Both Joanna Angel and Tommy Gunn’s pieces are made out of CyberSkin which feels just like real skin.  Both Tommy and Joanna stopped by the Topco Sales booth to check out their body parts.  Joanna seemed to enjoy the fact that temporary tattoos come with her product.  The tats look just like Joanna’s real signature body art and can be rubbed onto her CyberSkin Pussy and Ass or on real human skin.  Tommy was pretty amazed that his toy looks so much like his real penis.  I was amazed at how large…I mean the size compared to…well you know what I mean. 

                                                     Punk Porn Princess Joanna Angel shows off her CyberSkin Pussy and Ass      
  Tommy Gunn holds up his CyberSkin Penis

Punk Porn Princess Joanna Angel shows off her CyberSkin Pussy and Ass while Tommy Gunn holds his CyberSkin Penis. 

 These and over 150 new products from Topco Sales are starting to hit store shelves.  You can stay abreast of the newest toys…oh and speaking of BREASTS!  There are a couple of biggies in the Penthouse Pet toy line!  But you’ll find out about those in a later post.  As I was saying, stay informed about Topco Toys right here.  And hit me up if you have questions!



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