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69 Collection at Maloof Estate for a Good Cause

Topco Sales will have its 69 Collection featured as a unique charity event happening at Adrienne Maloof’s estate to benefit the Noreen Fraser Foundation (NFF).  Presented by The Silver Spoon, the two-day Pre-Emmy party takes place Sept. 16 and 17 and features a luncheon, spa services, celebrity gifting and a special room called The Palms Casino Loungecards and chips

The Palms Casino Lounge will feature a poker table, blackjack, and other casino games.  While the guests enjoy the gaming Topco Sales representatives will provide celebrity attendees with yummy free samples and cute 69 tote bags as take-home gifts.  They invited me to be a special guest dealer at the poker table.  And for kicks all poker players will also be given a Noveltease Stress Ball from Topco Sales so everyone playing can ‘hold the nuts’. 

old fashioned poker ladiesThe Palms Casino Lounge anticipates visits from some of the top celebrity poker players, including: Annie Duke, Shannon Elizabeth and Cheryl Hines.  Other celebrity supporters of NFF include Jack Black, Bob Saget, Melissa Etheridge and many others.  NFF was started by Hollywood Producer, Noreen Fraser, who is a stage IV breast cancer survivor.  The organization is focused on finding cures for women’s cancers and the foundation asks the question, “Whose boobs will you save?”  Gotta love that slogan, huh?

The popular 69 Collection consists of oral sex-enhancing products.  It’s making a big impact in the market and is the center of major media attention.  The 69 Collection was recently featured in the Topco Top Secret Room in the Malibu Beach House and was a hit among celebrities and Hollywood’s trend setters who visited.  It has also been the topic of conversation on Night Calls on Playboy Radio and The Sheena Metal Experience on LA Talk Radio.

If you would like to attend and support NFF, please contact Anna Brock at   Just tell her Desiree sent ya!



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Fat Ass Stars in Bromance on MTV

Fat Ass stars in Bromance on MTV

Fat Ass stars in Bromance on MTV

Sometimes my job ammuses the hell out of me.

Got an email today from some producer for Bromance on MTV.  He asked if I could send him a bunch of the Fat Ass Party Dolls for a new reality TV show.

So I of course asked him why!

Here is his response:

Thank you so much for getting back to me.  I am working on a new reality show for MTV called Bromance.  It stars Brody Jenner (from MTV’s The Hills), and is a competition show where guys will be competing to be a part of Brody’s entourage.  We are interested in using a number of the “Fat-Ass Inflatable Party Doll” (the one with no holes and a bikini) for one of our competition segments.  The guys will have to tie the inflatable dolls together to make a raft and paddle their way across a pool.  The segment is in good fun, and I know that the “Fat-Ass” doll would be perfect for this.


Please let me know if this is something you would be interested in providing for the show in exchange for an end credit.


Hehehe.  Now that sounds like some good clean fun with ol’ Fat Ass!

As for bromances in general, I wonder if there is a need for those boys to have some toys.  You know, you got a couple of heterosexuals who are man crushin’ on each other with just a tad of sexual tension between them…I think they need a toy to alieve it before an innocent night with one-too-many appletinis leads to…well you know.

So here are my top five Topco Toys to Tame the bromance:

Adam and Eve®
Carmen Luvana & Austyn Moore CyberSkin® Dual Pussy & Ass Stroker

Cheap Sex® Truck Stop Trixxxie, The Inflatable Lot Lizard Doll

Adam and Eve® Penis Pump

X-Rated™ CyberSkin® Virgin Cherry

TLC® CyberSkin® Cyber Suck

However, sometimes a bromance is a sign of something more.  For guys unable to resisit temptation, try a toy you can play with together!

My suggestion:


Rascal™ Toys Doubleteamer

That bad boy is the size of a baseball bat!  If that doesn’t satisfy a bromance, then I don’t know what will.

I’ll keep you posted about the status of the Fat Ass Party Doll being on Bromance on MTV…should be a riot to watch!


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